I cannot play the game here nor even outside of Newgrounds. I tried as hard as I could but unfortunately, I cannot play it, not even the tutorial. What could be the issues?
Is it because of my graphics card? I can fix that.
Is it because of the RAM? I can upgrade that.
Is it because of my OS compatibility? I can solve that.
Is it because of my screen resolution? I can buy a better screen.
Is it because of my Newgrounds account being banned forever...? ...Consider me brutally dead in that case.

It's great! To say the least, you just got started. I haven't done anything here before, but I might as well make a good start as well. ;)

It looks great, think you can share the sprites to me? I'll give you credit, no prob.